My name is Susan. I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
if you spell “bananas” without hearing gwen stefani’s voice from hollaback girl, i don’t trust you and we have fundamental and irreconcilable personality differences
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times
there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may