internetqueers:

if you spell “bananas” without hearing gwen stefani’s voice from hollaback girl, i don’t trust you and we have fundamental and irreconcilable personality differences

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(Source: unusual-entities)

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep

me today: i do. i need sleep.

me tonight: lol who needs sleep

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may